According to sources close to House GOP leadership, the House and Senate Republican caucuses are scrambling to craft a war resolution after learning that Iran is deploying intrauterine devices (IUDs) against the U.S. "This is the gravest threat our country has faced since the introduction of fluorescent lighting," noted one highly placed Fox News executive. "It's an existential threat. Gosh, I hope we go nuclear," he continued.And he's got proof:
“Any hope that the Obama administration would roll back the constitutional excesses of George Bush in the war on terror was extinguished today."Luckily, Ruben Bolling has the useful info you'll need.
"So... You've Been Indefinitely Detained! Helpful Information From Your U.S. Government!"
And even if you're absolutely convinced that Mr. Change You Can Believe In would never use this indefinite dentention power for ill (which, to be clear, I'm not), are you as confident that the next Republican president won't? Really?
More on the horror of that defense bill here.
