"...nobody will ever try to sell you an Eli vibrator. Ever."
(If this makes no sense to you, it's most likely because you have not yet seen the brilliant Swedish film, Let the Right One In. If that's the case, your assignment is to remedy that unfortunate lack immediately. Or at least before the ill-advised American remake arrives. If there were ever a movie that did not need a remake, this is the one.)
* Although I'm not entirely convinced "Twilight" isn't just the description of its color.